Chocolate Covered Liquor Bottles.

Ingredients:

• 2 of those little tiny liquor bottles.
• 1 Christmas stocking.
• Several small, foil wrapped pieces of chocolate.
• 1 back pants pocket.
• Enough alcohol to make you pass out. ( varies from person to person )

Directions:

1. receive liquor bottles and chocolate in stocking from friends at Christmas party.
2. Place stocking in back pocket.
   
3. Drink alcohol.
4. Pass out in upstairs bedroom.
5. Wait six hours.
6. Discover delicious chocolatey mess in back pocket.
7. Enjoy.

Thanks for the party, Jake and Dani! Classy as always. Merry Christmas, everybody.